germing

whacking your dick on a table and taking a mortar and pestle to grind at it for extra girth!

Hey man, let’s go germing at my house tonight!

by rock hard fairy February 25, 2024

gernig

What happens when you switch the two syllables in the n-word.

Shut up, you gernig.

by PooPooShitMan April 15, 2024

Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gurning

Gurning is the act of seeking sexual pleasure through pictures of creatures from the popular game Pokemon, or individuals of an age higher than ones own.

He wont stop Gurning it.

by Arithmus March 23, 2025

Gurning

When you and your partner make out and eat the plaque off eachother

We were gurning all night

by Danzik von walker May 14, 2025

Gerping

The first step involves using a tool such as a speculum or pliers to spread the uretra. The Second involves spiting into the opened urethra and removing the tool slowly letting it drip out or, if one is in a rush, squeezing out the spit.

Gerping can help balance ones inner penis monster.

by Dr. Frot May 18, 2025

Gernig

Absolute bullshit and completely worthless nonsense.
Originates from the legendary scammer Gerald Nigginsworth also known as ÆNx, a man who once tried to sell invisible sandwiches claiming they were “infused with cosmic wind and air-fried by moonlight.”

To this day, gernig is used to describe anything fake, useless, or so overhyped it makes your soul itch.
The word is originally made by ÆNx . Search @aenx9.11 in Instagram for his origin story.

• “That online course that promised I’d be a millionaire in 5 days? Gernig.”
• “She told me it’s ‘not you, it’s me’—bruh, that’s peak gernig.”
• “You paid $100 for a motivational sticker? My god… gernig.”

by ÆNx July 19, 2025