geeksturbate

to become sexually aroused and have to masturbate to anything technological

He totally geeksturbates to anything that has to do with Halo.

by Lianna Paige February 19, 2007

king of the geeks

The ultimate "nerd" or "geek". Not isolated to people with limited/poor social skills but also includes those with inflated senses of self-worth which thinly mask their deep self-loathing.

King of the Geeks has both positive and negative connotation.

Positive: Leader of Sport Fantasy League who understands all of the acronyms or "leader" of a super geeky group of people. These types are harmless and fun to laugh at/with.

Negative: Unsophisticated, inarticulate, unnattractive douchebags who invariably have a permanent "chip" on their shoulder and play out their life's frustrations on unsespecting innocent targets.

King of the Geeks (positive):

Jeff: "Dude, my fantasy baseball team is DESTROYING yours! I lead the league in BA, RBI's, OBP, OPS and SLG!!!! YESSS!!!!!

King of the Geeks (negative):

Candace is an unfortunately an eye sore whose outward offense is only matched by her inward void of a cavernous chill. She lacks intelligence, motivation, a sense of humor or any other redeemable quality. Oh and she's a total BITCH to everyone and complains incessantly.

by cridicus arelius August 12, 2009

geeksniff

someone that isnt cool, a dork

dude, jordan is a geeksniff

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

Geesy

A name you call someone who is a Gangsta.

Person 1: Yo Geesy! Where you goin?

Person 2: Gotta go an deal with sometin. See ya in a bit.

by Da Furian May 11, 2009

geeks me

When something both fascinates yet freaks you out. Can also be something that is weird but completely awesome. Also can be used towards someone who has said something odd, ex: "You geek me."

Most used in the phrase, "That geeks me."

"That geeks me out."

Jan: "Hey! Look at that girl with the skin tight leopard pants."
Joy: "Oh god... That geeks me."

by Jocelyn Relaigh October 21, 2010