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gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL
Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.
by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018
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Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex
Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.
by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020
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Gateway High School

Gateway High School of Aurora, Co. Home of misery, gossip, sophistication with learning, and of course, the olympians. It is also home of chaos and prostitution.
Edgar: “Them Gateway High School niggas are gay”

Edgar #2: “Not as gay as our haircut
by RangeviewK August 12, 2020
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gateway drug

1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.

2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.

3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."
1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*

2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"

3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"
by Arthritis July 28, 2009
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Gateway

Another slang name used in lieu of the word "cunt", mainly used in the company of females and others as to not offend.
" that guy over there is a total Gateway"
" check out that fat pig, you would need a crowbar to prior her Gateway apart"

cunt, gateway
by B-Brad September 5, 2012
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Gateway Relationship

In gay culture: a relationship in which one partner is the other partner's first real homosexual partner, usually defined by one experienced partner and one non-experienced partner. The experienced partner usually helps the other person become okay with being homosexual and comfortable in homosexual relationships. This relationship almost always fails.
John: I don't know why you're with Bary.
Loyd: Because I like him.
John: Yeah, but it's totally a gateway relationship.
Loyd: I know, I'm setting myself up for heartbreak.
by firehotstud07 January 8, 2009
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Gateway Friends

People that you are only friends with because they are close friends with one of your friends.
Hey are you hanging with Jack?

No! Him and I are only gateway friends. I would only hang with him if Tony was here.
by Theman4408 October 13, 2011
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