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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

A potent mixed drink created by Zaphod Beeblebrox. It's the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging -- expensive and bad for the head.
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the formentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
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Gargi

1. Philosopher - Gargi was an ancient Vedic philosopher in India, the daughter of sage Vachaknu and born in the family of Garg.
"Of the few women of the ancient world who were recognized and remembered through the ages, the vedic philosopher, Gargi, stands out."
by r2d2ornot February 5, 2010
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Gargasm

Verb
The action of gargasming is a sacred act hidden in the deep realms of twitch. It may even be referred to as the dark web. Gargasming is the act of nutting, heavily influenced by Garrett. Correctly used by hot people only.
*gargasm* oh shit I’m dropping *gargasm gargasm* my gargasms *gargams* everywhere *gargasms*
by Succalongtoe May 3, 2021
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Fuckjuice Gargler

1) An extreme slang term for gay, or someone who gargles with the combined juices from sex.

2)A phrase used by Puppy from Retarded Animal Babies calling Bunny a fag.
What's your problem now, Fuckjuice Gargler? Did you just realize how gay you are?
by Flaminsane January 1, 2010
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Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.
by Bludshot May 30, 2006
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gargoogle

1. to breakdance in an erratic manner
2. to cream
Person A: i just gargoogled so hard dude
Person B: wtf?
by gargoogle enthusiast December 2, 2022
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gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.
Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!
by Marblegargler October 30, 2007
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