Oh Jordan I'm about to Fuclear on your face.
by Jakesters July 2, 2016
Get the Fuclear mug.incestuous breastfeeding often with one's sister. It is derived from suckling and fucking, first introduced in Victorian Ages.
by Cleetus April 15, 2012
Get the fucle mug.To cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your penis and/or toungue.
Wow, I got a Christina Aguilera poster and she's so hot!!!
*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*
*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*
by Six April 4, 2004
Get the furtle mug.someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."
by bread infection December 28, 2005
Get the furgle mug.Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.
Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."
by suzytdogg October 23, 2006
Get the funcle mug.A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.
My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.
by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007
Get the funcle mug.Luke: My uncle speaks 7 different languages!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!
Kseniya: Oh i'm so jealous i want to be your uncle
Luke: Post surgery I hope
Kseniya: No, im a funcle!
by lukeniya January 19, 2009
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