Fucks I give

It has no meaning, due to the fact I don't give any

Paul: Hey man, I'm going to San Fransisco
Dylan: This is the amount of fucks I give *points to nothing*

by PairOfDucks February 21, 2015

who fucks a shit

Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.

Chad: Hey Brad, guess what?

Brad: What?

Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder

Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!

by weenschnitz August 18, 2021

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

fuckshitcock

A shout of extreme frustation at the current situation. Also abbreviated for the ears of children as "FSC!"

"Hey man, watch out for that stool, it likes to fall over."
*crash*
"FUCKSHITCOCK."

by Evil Badman April 19, 2004

fuckshitassbitchcunt

a word used in Who Knew by Eminem...


combination of all cuss words that he said to prove he has a wonderful mouth

very offensive to bitches....

dude1:man she is such a fuckshitassbitchcunt
dude2:why?
dude1:cuz she fucked my best friend!!!!
dude2:WTF?!?

by dabears34 April 27, 2009

Two fucks

The minimum amount of fucks required to necessitate action.

"Are you gonna vote for class president?"
"No, I don't give two fucks about that shit."
"Do you at least give one fuck? "
"Yes."

by Turd Flinger November 8, 2013

fuckshovel

Being as stupid as a shovel.

Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.

In reference to a misspelling
"
O iR U: you spelled destroy wrong you fuckshovel"

by Max October 16, 2004