Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

Butt Fumble

To completely fuck-up in your profession. A butt fumble (n) or to butt fumble (v).

Example 1: Did you see Mark Sanchez, the Jets quarterback, run into the ass of his own lineman and lose the football? That butt fumble has been voted the worst of the worst sports mistakes for two months straight now.

Example 2:
Surgeon A: “I can’t believe I amputated the wrong leg of that patient."
Surgeon B: “Man, you totally butt fumbled that operation. You're probably going to get your license suspended."

by euphemismo April 13, 2013

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009

Butt Fumble

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.

Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".

by Triplstx January 22, 2014

one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

by online handle September 5, 2006

Cheeky Fumble

When you go back to someone's house having pulled them, but go no further than passionate kissing. This will usually result in love bites and build up of sexual tension, but no touching or insertion of the penis.

Guy 1 : Hey, Did you hear about X's Cheeky Fumble Last Night?
Guy 2 : Yeah his Neck's a right state, although they didn't go any further than kissing!
Guy 1 : I'm kind of Jealous

by LT101 April 4, 2013