FUBER

When you meet someone at a bar, fuck them, and then they drive you home after. They are a Fuber

Fuck/Uber = Fuber

"Bro, I scored the hottest Fuber at the bar last night"

"You ready to leave yet?" "No, you can go without me, I'm looking for a Fuber"

by FenderMan March 30, 2019

Fumble the bag

To drop the ball. To fuck up the money

I gave him a chance and told him not to fumble the bag.

by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018

fumb duck

opposite of dumb fuck .. but this one sounds more funny!!
invented by a brilliant guy i guess

You fumb duck , you !!

by thesmoke September 28, 2006

fumblehammer

1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess.
2. When you seriously injure yourself.

1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more."
2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.

by Siril Frein February 10, 2006

famber

an amazing couple who loves each other very much and goes to bed together evreynight for pleasurable moments

boy 1: did hear about famber
girl 1: no what about them

boy 1: they were together all night last night

by dirty facts November 26, 2018

fubbed

Wanted by gang members due to scarcity and value.

The new xbox system was fubbed from Philly to LA.

by JIpod December 8, 2005

fumbitch

Quite simply A fucking dumb bitch.

Ashley Todd the girl who faked being mutilated for being a McCain supporter is a fumbitch.

by Teddymo March 2, 2009