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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
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fully clothed cult 

When you’re in the pool in a swimsuit or birthday suit and other people are inside the house in all of their clothes. They try and convince other people in the pool to exit and join their cult on the inside.
Shelby and Lauren are no fun, they are members of the fully clothed cult.
fully clothed cult by Kandlkiwi September 22, 2023

fully decorated

Another way of saying awsome, pimped out, really cool.
Daaamn homie, did you see that Cadillac drive by? it was fully decorated.
fully decorated by Lars M January 19, 2006

fully loaded

In reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to "top of the range".
Por examplé: A car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.
fully loaded by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

fully sick 

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action. It can stand alone as an exclamation but is frequently used as a modifier to qualify something as excellent. It is associated with Middle Eastern and Mediterranean Australian English, as explained on the Australian language blog Fully (sic).
"Fully sick, mate!" (stand-alone exclamation)
"Your car is fully sick, bro" (adjective)
"I will call on my fully sick boys" (modifier)
fully sick by fully (sic) September 1, 2010

fully sick 

Powerful, note worthy and generally expensive object.

Mostly vehicle related, but can be applied to anything else.
Mate that subwoofer is fully sick!
fully sick by John B. Hewitt July 20, 2003

fully baked 

Completely impaired by marijuana. It is a reference to the movie "half-baked" but replacing "half" with "fully"
dude, last night, we smoked like 2 complete ounces each, we were all fully baked!
fully baked by sluttyskunkmonkey October 22, 2007