fuckstick

A word meaning complete idiot. Sometimes said when someone is really pissing you off.

What are you?... You're a fuckstick!

Shut your fucking face ya fuckstick!

For fuck sake... fuck off you fucking fuckstick!

by Ernie January 26, 2005

fuckstick

1. A hard cock
2. A douchebag who brags about how they're good at everything when actually they suck at life in general
3. A generic term used for someone that is a dumbass

What a fuckstick, Clinton is so damn stupid he could fuck up a wet dream.

by The Huds April 11, 2007

fuckstick

a person who knowingly or unknowingly tries (or does)to screw up a situation or creates a meltdown causing grief for himself and others around him.

John,that fuckstick,never put the money in my account,causing my check to the courthouse to bounce.

You crashed my car?You're a real fuckstick!

by dave the conehead February 26, 2008

Fuckstickery

A way of expressing your whinny ways. One of the lowest of lows and makes for an excellent insult.

I will express my disappointment in myself by way of a rampant display of fuckstickery.

by Liopleurodon July 3, 2009

fuckstick

a word meaning douchebag, shithead, or some other such idiotic asshole, which exploded in popularity, usage, and funny-ness after it was masterfully ad-libbed into the dialogue by Matt Damon in the 2006 film, The Departed.

you know its true.

Sullivan: "Lookit fuckstick, you don't gotta trust me. Just listen to what I'm sayin to you."

by sloanepeterson November 3, 2007

fuckstick

as in a complete piece of shit / retard. Some one who has no fucking idea.

Ron is a fuckstick!

by riker September 11, 2003

Fuckstache

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

by Karch December 25, 2003