floner

A weak boner or more of a flacid boner than a full boner.

I woke up and I had this weak ass floner with which I couldn't do anything, even my sister.

by ma++ October 26, 2006

fooner

1. A male underserving of any respect.
2. A fuckup; an idiot; a boner.

I've never understood why Timmy gets all the hot chicks because he's such a fooner.

by TylerW July 8, 2005

On fonem grave

Slang for I want juicy hard cock in my mouth rn

"He is so hot on fonem grave"

by Onfonemgrave February 7, 2022

feoness

The acting of being very, very ugly.

Wow, that guy has a lot of feoness.

by Spanish Wiz January 15, 2011

fonefixed

a mobile phone repair shop that also repairs games consoles, ipods and cameras. Often does repairs the same day. Very cheap and offers a 12 month warranty on repair. The shop is next to TJ Hughes in Birkenhead

12 month warranty on mobile phone repairs at fonefixed

by otterdave December 22, 2012

fonefite

When two smartphone users argue over which brand of smartphone is best (e.g., Android, IPhone, Windows, etc.)

"The two were having a fonefite over Samsung and Apple."

by some guy on u.d. April 20, 2015

Fionerrboner

When you get a mad boner infront of that hot girl you know so well.

She was just sitting there and I got a fionerrboner so quick

by Johnny1013 January 11, 2017