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FT

"For Trade" an acronym used in the craft beer community when trading beers across the country. Usually followed by an ISO
ISO Burley Oak sours FT: Monkish
by chagizzle June 19, 2019
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FTS

"Fucking Thing Sucks"

Coined by Bill O'Rielly's freak out. (YouTube it if you don't have a clue)

Abbreviated by the gangsters at Cascadia Community College.

Can be found on several physics and calc exams.
Student 1: Dude, you just take the integral of it!
Student 2: WTF!? There's no words on it! FTS!!!
by Professor.Awesome December 20, 2009
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FTS

An acronym for Fuck this shit, which is only used when you find something so annoying, need to ragequit (See Ragequit or ragequitting), or when you just get fed up and need to let anger out, regardless if it'll make a scene or not. Tends to happen in MW2 or any other really addicting game or in a workplace.
Example 1:(Office setting in work, names are not real in any way, shape or form)
(Dave typing on computer, and suddenly computer freezes)

Dave: ARGH FUCK.
Other Worker: Dave something the matter?
Dave: Yeah my work is fucking gone, no thanks to this crap computer.
Boss: Dave where's that paper?
Dave: Computer froze, and I don't have it.
Boss: Get back to it or you're fired.
*Dave gets up, flips his desk, and smashes his computer*
Dave: FTS, I'm leaving. Just because I'm not going to swear at you.
Boss: You're fired!
Dave: You know what? I take it back. Fuck this shit and FUCK YOU!

Example 2: (Kid playing MW2)
Troll in game: You mad bro?
Kid: FTS!
*Throws Controller*
by Taeron November 14, 2010
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FT

Face Time, spending the day at work doing nothing but showing your face.
"I had my work down hours ago, even though I'm on salary the boss won't let me leave till 5, the rest of the day is basically FT (face time).
by Stu id February 28, 2008
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FTS

Fts, I'm out; this meeting is so lame.

I just want to do, what I like to do. Be far from reality, 'cause I can't stand society. So FTS!
by z0di4c August 20, 2008
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FTS

by LazyBoy November 28, 2004
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FTS

-"fuck man i have double methods tomorrow.."
-"ohhh fts"

or

-"i cant get the answer to this question..fts im going to bed"
by age&pooj March 6, 2008
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