flappy fritter

A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

by abebaby24 August 5, 2016

wow and flutter

Speed variations in a turntable,phonograph, or cassette player that cause irritating flattening in pitch with sour notes (wow) and/or garbled notes with jerky sharpening in pitch (flutter). Often heard from poorly manufactured, old, or poorly-maintained audio equipment. In the ages when LPs and audio cassettes were the only audio media available, stereo/high-fidelity magazines often used to rate audio components with wow and flutter specifications ranking at the top of the list.

George, your turntable has some nasty wow and flutter. The music sounds sour. It looks like it needs a new belt around the platter.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Frotter

To gain erotic pleasure from rubbing up against random strangers in crowded public areas.

When you feel somebody "Accidently" bump in to you or touch you and they "Apologize"... They are creaming their pants... That, my friend, is Frotterism!

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (Rekanyze!) December 15, 2002

Fluttersmile

Noun or Verb; When your heart does that thing where it feels like it missed a beat or two, and smiles at the same time.

Fluttersmile is when your heart skips a beat but it smiles at the same time. For example, when you are so in love something melts your heart.

by Caro! July 4, 2009

futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006

Flutter Dump

When you have to take a dump so bad that it is sometimes painful and almost impossible to hold it in thus running to the bathroom in a flutter.

When i got home from work I had to take a massive shit after a long night of partying. I skiped down the stairs to my appartment and flutter dumped right in the can.

by J-S-S August 7, 2009

futterwhacken

dance done when the red queen has been overruled

When that day comes, I shall futterwhacken vigorously!

by madhatter2011 May 3, 2010