Friends 

1) You can rely on them to tell you when you look stupid, or not.
2)The pee in your pants.

1) friend 1"hey man, you have lettuce in your hair, you look like a dumbass."
friend 2"wow thanks for telling me! why didn't anyone else tell me?"
friend 3" 'cause it's more fun that way."
2) Friends are like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Friends by udaddict August 23, 2009

Friends 

a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.

Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.

Friends by Suck Ass Friends September 4, 2009

Friends 

1. people who accept you for who and what you are. Unless something radical occurs they will stay at your side forever.

2. an NBC TV show that ran from 1994 to 2004. It had some good moments but by the last few seasons the six main actors were being paid a million dollars per episode to mostly just whine and say "Oh my God" at everything. The show had long jumped the shark by the series finale, which sucked big time.

1. I have lots of friends and I can call them at any time.

2. Sherry: Here is the 4th season of Friends on DVD.

Joyce: Oh my God!

Friends by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

friends 

Will only disappoint and let you down.

After you ask your friend for help, he makes some bs excuse not too, you shake your head, shrug your shoulders and mumble, "friends"........

friends by PVD1 June 26, 2006

Friends 

1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'

Friends by 5f17dd871da October 23, 2009

Friends 

The most overrated, piece of shit television show ever. Who the hell likes Friends?

Person: I'm gonna watch Friends when I get home. I bought the fourth season.

Me: Kill yourself.

Friends by Brandon K. G. October 29, 2005

friends 

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

friends by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005