freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

by Jbag November 18, 2013

freepounds

To freepounds something is to steal it, because it costs "free pounds". However, freepoundsed items are rarely particularly useful or expensive, and should ideally raise a laugh if pilfered. Cans of food, small novelty toys, or blocks of cheese may be typically freepoundsed. Jewellery can not be freepounds traditionally (unless it's shit) as always remember that "if it's less than three pounds, it can be freepoundsed."

"Hey look, I freepoundsed these olives".

"Stand in front of my handbag, I'm going to freepounds that starfruit".

by Donald Christmas December 31, 2007

freedom fries

Idiots call FRENCH fries this. Although replacing the French part with freedom makes absolutely no sense and makes us all look like a bunch of moron second-graders. Thanks Dubya!

We call them freedom fries now because the French refuse to participate in our unjust war. Well, guess what? I WANT MY FRENCH FRIES! Screw America, France rocks.

by Mmm, FRENCH Fries July 9, 2003

freedom pat

the TSA's new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs

I went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where USA, and they did a FREEDOM PAT on me, WTF, that was uncomfortable.

by juggalo94 November 28, 2010

freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.

"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"

by yohici May 7, 2013

Freedom Tear

When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.

"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."

"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."

by Tabeltop May 14, 2013