Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Freckle belt

The area spanning below the eyes at the top of the cheeks to the bridge of your nose. In summer, it isn't uncommon for freckles to pop up a lot in this area.

"Your freckle belt really brings out your eyes."

"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."

by DashBlaster May 23, 2009

Frockles

Huge black eyes; Dilated pupils (only animals can get them)

Look at that cat's frockles!

When the dog saw some food, he grew his frockles.

by leab90 January 5, 2010

Freckless

To do or say something stupid, or more commonly multitude of things stupidly

Jack was being really freckless today.

by LR88 April 23, 2022

freckley

adjective describing one that is covered in freckles.

I am a redhead, so I am quite freckley.

This weekend I got some sun, so now I am even more freckley.

by SLGirl May 26, 2009

back freckle

a spanish man who sleeps with black men. usually both men are in prison .

wateva back freckle ! -the longest yard

by jessnjenn August 28, 2009

The Freckler

When you experience an unexpected release of wet gas and spew a little brown shat spray on your partners face while they are performing a little rimming/analingus on your leather donut.

During this unfortunate or fortunate (however you look at it) incident, the wet fecal matter is sprayed upon your partner's face creating a brown freckle pattern.

I got rimmed last night braaahh. Felt great till a felt a little pressure. I tried to hold it in but I gave Rachel the freckler. She looked like a ginger girl with all them freckles.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017