Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.

Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!

by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.

They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...

by leukippos October 5, 2011

Foreplayer

A) Someone who practices the art of picking up but never actually takes someone home.

B) Someone who engages in sexual activites with another person but never actually has sex.

"That guy can get so many chicks but never actually follows through with any of them. He's such a foreplayer!"

by DrMolotov July 27, 2009

foreplayable

when you are open to foreplay from any body, and really in the mood for it.

boy : "god im so foreplayable at the minute"
girl : "I can help you with that" *wink*

by camkirk September 20, 2012

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

Tropical Foreplay

When you're fooling around in a climate that's too hot for close physical contact, so you and your partner each lie on your backs and diddle each other with your hands.

"Wanna fuck around?"
"It's too hot!"
"How about a little tropical foreplay?"
"Let's do it."

by Dang04 October 5, 2015