Wisconsin Foreplay 

Wisconsin foreplay is when a couple engage in foreplay that requires the use of Little Debbie Snack Cakes. This applies to using the Little Debbies in a sexual way, or talking about Little Debbies while engaging in foreplay.

After I told her I wanted to massage her breasts with Cosmic Brownies, she gave me a handjob while saying she wanted to lick Zebra Cake crumbs off of my scrotum. How I love Wisconsin foreplay.

Wisconsin Foreplay by Super John April 25, 2011

intellectual foreplay 

The hour plus of intellectual conversation prior to the actual foreplay before sex.

"That was some great intellectual foreplay! Let's have sex now"

intellectual foreplay by drmichaels December 1, 2013

Irish Foreplay 

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.

Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!

Irish Foreplay by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011

Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.

They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...

Dolphin Foreplay by leukippos October 5, 2011

Pig foreplay 

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

Pig foreplay by Jayz angus June 28, 2011

Mosquito Foreplay 

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

Mosquito Foreplay by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

Tropical Foreplay 

When you're fooling around in a climate that's too hot for close physical contact, so you and your partner each lie on your backs and diddle each other with your hands.

"Wanna fuck around?"
"It's too hot!"
"How about a little tropical foreplay?"
"Let's do it."

Tropical Foreplay by Dang04 October 5, 2015