Driveway Derelicts

(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.

1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!

2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.

by Ileah519 December 8, 2011

Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!

Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.

by rjbb04 September 28, 2023

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018

driveway digger

When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.

'hey I did a driveway digger with ten gypsys last night!'.

by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015

Clear the Driveway

The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.

At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.

by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019

Driveway Fogging

When you and your friends park in a strangers driveway and hotbox your vehicle.

That looks like a great spot for driveway fogging.

by Kewich October 13, 2020

Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013