foofer valve

A phrase used to caution someone before undertaking any difficult task.

I will help you carry that couch.

ok thanks, but dont blow a foofer valve.

can apply to most situations.

by hmorrison March 5, 2011

foosball

a combination of soccer and shishkebobs

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer...and shishkebobs..." Mitch Hedberg

by Jack_in_AR May 18, 2005

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

Foodsexual

Ok, foodsexual is when your atracted to food, the question is, do you judt walk up to a salad and say "DAMN BBG YOU LOOKIN'FINEEEEE 🥵" 😭

Guy 1:"im foodsexual"
Guy 2: "your just a mistake, that nobody likes"

by Im_noah_hby April 11, 2022

fooseball

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

Fookerty

A bunch of random events that turn out bad.

Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.

by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009

floset

The perpetual pile of clothes next to your bed that never gets put away. A mashup of "floor" and "closet".

"You're wearing that shirt again?"
"I don't know if it's clean or dirty, I just pulled it from the floset"

by ToastNY April 18, 2017