foon

foon (f-oonh) 1. n. the proper defenition of foon (NOT AT ALL in fact having to do with anything sexually vulgar or "sporkish") comes from the description of a fast and therefore aerodynamic animal. The word was probably fashioned after fast and typhoon or perhaps simply fuzzy. The word itself was invented in 1989 by two biracial linguists. A foon will have its ears laid back, flattened to its head while running or swimming and while in momentum is often seen waving head to toe in an undulating fashion. 2. v. foon can also be used as a verb to describe the action of the noun eg. The otter fooned through the water.; The otter is fooning through the water playfully. 3. A third usage of the word foon is when one would impose upon an animal or person into the appearance of being aerodynamic by laying back the ears or head manually or by force. eg. Four year old Shelia patted the head of her cat with such enthusiasm that she forced its ears back {fooned its ears back} and the cat remained fooning with annoyance as it swished its tail back and forth. (Can be used in present tense as well.)

An otter can foon through the water, a grey hound is fooning across the track, a seal fooned through the water, Sheila fooned her cat, and the Chinese dragon is a majestic foon in the air.

by Pearl Lasky January 14, 2008

bingala foonkus

a disease thats symptoms and causes is unknown but is very real

me aunt has bingala foonkus :(

by simontits May 23, 2023

fookeling

fuck... but funnier...
FOOKELING. it can be used in similar ways
as fuck. it is a replecement slang term
used amoungst nerds.

what the fookel?.
jessica. you fookeling betch.
i fookeling hate gavin.
i saw gavin fookeling with tom.
tom was fookeling with gavin over fookeling
gay fookeling porn.

by lindsey dddddd May 19, 2008

Flonke

Someone who flunks a grade

This kid is a flonke

by Jehehsgs September 24, 2017

fooky

(foo-kie)

fooky is used as an odd, suspicious situation or formula in certain sentences, In relations it is meant as a barrington keyword.

by Clubsetro May 6, 2022

Julia Fonk

Person who is gonna make it to the olympics one day!!! Also is very pretty! Funkiest person alive. And very smart. 59 second fast

Julia Fonk won a gold medal today. It is the first of many!!

by blahblah122 September 24, 2011

Fookers

Fooker, Fookers, Fookered

1. Bike pedals from Amazon. Knock offs of RaceFace Chester mountain bike pedals.

2. A way of saying you failed something in mountain biking terms

“Time to shred with my new Fookers”

“Aww man I really fookered that jump”

by Fookerman5808 May 23, 2018