fotz

to dilly dally. Originated in 1267 by Heinrich Fotz, grandson of Duke Hemliggy Fotz who invented the first lounge chair (probably). Heinrich was known to fotz all day by his peers because he didn't like to play outside with his friends and would rather rest in his grandfathers chair.

Adrianna took a personal day to fotz around and take pics on this crisp day.

by Buckets O'Houlihan November 11, 2017

Flotz

The act of everything being useless

Everything is being flotz

by Sherroo August 8, 2018

fotzenfleisch

Is the german word for cunt meat

Du bist ein Fotzenfleisch du Fotze

by suckthed November 19, 2020

fotzä

A fictional creature from Bavarian folklore that is said to inhabit the dense forests of the region. Descriptions of the fotzä vary widely, but it is generally believed to be a small, furry mammal with large, expressive eyes and a mischievous personality. According to legend, the fotzä enjoys playing tricks on unwary travelers, such as leading them off the beaten path or hiding their belongings. Despite its reputation for being a nuisance, the fotzä is also regarded as a symbol of good luck and is sometimes invoked by hunters and woodsmen to ensure a successful hunt or a safe journey through the woods.

John was afraid to wander the woods, because he feared he would meet a fotzä there.

by EMZabber March 31, 2023

fotzei

A term used to describe the act of indulging in pleasant daydreams or fantasies, often while staring off into the distance. This word is derived from the Yiddish word "fotzen," meaning to muse or daydream. Fotzei can be a useful and refreshing mental break during the day, but it is important not to let it interfere with important tasks or responsibilities.

Whenever I need a break from work, I like to take a few minutes to fotzei and imagine myself on a tropical beach.

by ThorvTom March 31, 2023

fotzenficker

Someone who fucks hoes

valeriu: "abul du fotzenficker"
Abul: "junge das fei keine beleidigung, bist du schwul"
Valeriu: "yes."

by kivavavava April 10, 2023

Fotzenlappen

A German word with multiple meanings; all of which involving the vagina - "cunt", "cunt rag", "pussy", etc..

"du waren ein Fotzenlappen tag aus Geburt!" ("You were a cunt from day one!")

by randoCatgirl February 1, 2024