focroflmaool

Combined form of focl, rofl, lmao, and lol. Means "falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing my ass of out loud". It's generally used in IM's.

joe: U gotta watch this video! its the funniest thing!

*sends video, and jim watches it*

jim: wow, focroflmaool

by mrpirate2112 September 7, 2007

Fockets

Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.

Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.

by Travis Burgess September 6, 2005

Foctor

Individual who has a Doctorate degree PhD in a non-medical field who works in a hospital. The term is a contraction of the words fake and doctor.

That idiot Chemist in the lab keeps insisting we call him Doctor because he has a PhD. But he can't treat anyone, he's just a Foctor.

by Bam C. March 18, 2009

Focaccia

noun; a delicious flat bread topped with spices (such as basil or rosemary) and other products (garlic, olive oil).

Mmm...I could go for some delicious focaccia right now.

by Cluck Cluck April 1, 2007

focusly

Dj Khaled's word for how he can maneuver the jungle when his girl isn't stressing him out.

When you're not stressing me out, I can do my thing focusly.

by Auzu May 23, 2018

Focosity

The ultimate skill of keeping shit focused

TKE at NYU gets mad girls because of their focosity!!!

by The Groggfather May 3, 2011

Focutardation

The act of consistently taking awful unfocused pictures.

Man, these pictures look awful. Rohan must be suffering from some pretty bad focutardation.

by Phillip J. Morris February 8, 2009