fobbitch

SLANG

n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).

adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.

n. ex. Learn how to write you fobbitch!

adj. This fobbitching slut gets on my nerve!

by ZionMagus August 16, 2003

Fubbing

An uncomfortable moment where you bend your penis in an awkward,and usually painful, angle. Commonly occurs against a partner's pubic bone.

I was having sex with this girl, slipped out, and began fubbing against her bone.

by Understated_Guy December 30, 2016

fobbit

(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.

Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"

My fobbit friend is good in math.

by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004

Fobbit

Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.

"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"

by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019

flobbing

a word to describe when guys swing their dick around. Usually used to get the last bit of pee out

lachlan stop flobbing you donkey

by wangqueen May 13, 2020

foobin up tha cheddah

when A man strokes his pee pee until it shoots out a slow erruption of cheddar and makes a cartoon-like noise "fooooob!"

I've been fooobin' up tha cheddah

by erratic December 18, 2003

fubbins

The small but scratchy patch of facial hair that appears on a man's chin after he doesn't shave for a day.

Hanin fondled his fubbins.

by Kool Kaleb November 1, 2007