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Flusher's Remorse

The feeling felt after flushing prior to proper examination of one's stool.
It was quite possibly the heartiest stool of my life. But I'll never really know. I'm suffering some serious flusher's remorse.
by Bossquez March 17, 2010
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Flusex

This is when you and your parner fuck when one or both of you is ill.

You and your partner are dirty nimphos and don't care you get fucking coughed over, sneezed on... or have nose dribble drip on you.

You can ignour or even enjoy the desgusting sound of your parner chocking on their own phlem.
Guy1: Me and the wife are ill, but we still had great sex last night...

Guy2: Ewww! You dirty bastards had Flusex!
by Lumox December 20, 2010
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Flusterpotamus

The emotional state that occurs when seeing and or meeting a media personality.
Damn Girl, stop being such a Flusterpotamus. Its only Kim Kardashian.
by HughJorgenn January 12, 2015
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Füsseldorf

The act of defecating out the window of a moving vehicle.
Ryan just couldn't hold it until the next rest stop so he füsseldorfed on route 80.
by 55378008 May 2, 2017
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Musser Fusser

Matt why are you such a musser fusser!?
by DatMusser February 28, 2013
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get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.
He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!
by Dottie Blitz April 5, 2016
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Flossed

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.
Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!
by Deekdel July 25, 2016
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