Royal Holloway Founders

The 'Royal Holloway Founders' is a sexual position with it's origin being in the Founders hall of residence at Royal Holloway University of London.

Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.

Arif gave Howard the first ever 'Royal Holloway Founders'.

by The crow that will fucking shit on your head, fuck face April 22, 2008

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

Flynder

To be absent from the office, supposedly working from an alternative location, for a spurious reason. Or generally to be absent from the office without taking annual leave.

Alex is doing a Flynder today

by CaseyM August 24, 2008

funderdunking

Funderdunking (v.); to funderdunk

Funderdunking is a particular breed of ironic bullshiting wherein both parties to a discussion highlight a trite subject by speaking of it in either an elevated tone or of elevated significance.

1. to speak in an academic or intellectual idiom about trivial, personal, or pop culture matters (see Klosterman, Chuck; patron saint of Funderdunking)
2. to pretend to care deeply about an issue of no great importance in the hopes of convincing others you have a personality (see Smith, Kevin; filmmaker)

Person One: "Wow, I had no idea you were so into the ninja turtles."
Person Two: "Oh no, I was just funderdunking."

1. Any Bill Simmons article.

2. Dude, fuck Raphael, everyone knows that Michelangelo was the stoner turtle. He ordered ice cream on his pizza - he had to be stoned. Don't try to tell me to respect Raphael, he was just pissed all the time.

by Max Berger April 30, 2007

Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.

That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.

by Visimicus April 14, 2008

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Flonder Day

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009