florida

The only state in the country where the further north you go, the further south you get. Also a lovely place to retire.

If I retire rich, I will probably live in or around Miami, but if I retire poor, I'll probably retire up North near the panhandle, in a trailor, with my dog Rufus. someone kill me

by SeanH February 18, 2005

Florida

Say what you want about Florida's psuedo-southern status and education system, but just remember: We have Harry Potter world.

Jim, you went to Florida instead of Puerto Rico for Spring Break. I can't be seen with you.

Does Puerto Rico have butterbeer? I have no shame.

by UnicornBob April 19, 2011

Florida Sand Baby

Gay folks born and raised in Florida.
Cute guys from miami.

Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.

I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.

by TrillestPunkEva July 16, 2018

florida special

The act of getting drunk and high off bath salts, then getting a blowjob from an alligator which ultimately results in the loss of ones penis

Benjamin was sad, so he gave himself the Florida special

by QWERTY7769 April 22, 2020

Florida 4

A group of 4 washed-up men in their late 20's and early 30's who played high school sports together but are no longer athletic by any means embark on a long weekend vacation involving cocaine-fueled, homoerotic activities in another state (typically during the winter months) with the guise of a "Boys golf trip"

Florida 4 man 1: "The Florida 4 trip was so epic bro! It was two weeks ago and I still can't breathe through my nose"
Florida 4 man 2: " Bro, it still hurts when I sit. Florida 4 was awesome!"

by Rigz57 January 28, 2022

old town florida

Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.

Hey, wanna smoke meth?

Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.

by A stranger December 20, 2016

Dover, Florida

Dover, Florida is a small Hispanic community off of East Tampa and if you’re from around the area, it’s mostly popular for its gang “Dover Locos” the East side gang dominated by one major family but are not the only East gang in the area and you’ll find the neighborhoods littered with gang graffiti nothing but Sur 13 crossed out and “F scrap” “412” writing almost every fence or stop signed is tagged over the rivalry but in present day is a ghost town. There’s literally no other reason to move here unless you’re looking for construction work or the strawberry fields. Only interesting thing is the horse racing and quinces at a ranch but always be ready for a fight or shooting to break out. I like to call it “little Mexico” because the Mexican stores, Mexican gangs, and mainly Mexican family’s that live in dover, fl.

Hillsborough county Dover, Florida

by Sunshinestate813 February 22, 2022