jimmy floater

When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle

God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!

by Mudda fucka September 17, 2013

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.

After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.

by Chief Chester March 26, 2009

flonger

its better than a flange

you can do it you flonger!

gooarrrn my flonger!

by ishie and guy June 2, 2009

u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

by fultzz May 25, 2010

floaters

1.boyant turds,turds of a high boyancy

2.natural breasts
3.beer left sitting out

There r floaters in the toilet,look at that pair of floaters!
some one left a floater around the table

by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 22, 2009