Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011

Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

flattened

a more extreme word for flattered - beyond flattered - so flattered that you are overwhelmed.

hannah: "you will be totez awesome and eat some pie."
dana: "i'm past flattered!! i'm FLATTENED!!!"

by darnz August 21, 2008

Flitter

When a female farts and the gas expels up her vagina, causing a flutter or clapping sound from her vulvar lips.

"Did you hear her flitter?"

"Yeah, it sounds like a baby clapping."
"That was definitely not silent, but it was deadly."

by kcMasterpiece June 2, 2013

banana flattener

(n) A weak typhoon or hurricane that is only strong enough to knock down banana plants. Guam slang.

We thought that Typhoon Omar was going to be nothing but a banana flattener, but then it turned into a supertyphoon.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Flitters

A mess, pieces, tatters.

The dog left the shirt in flitters.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

Flitter Gitter

Instrument used to get the ladies excited; to woo women with your musical talnets.

Damn son check out his Flitter Gitter!

by Frypappy February 21, 2011