flidge

A skinny, long penis which resembles a long finger.

"Damn! Luca sent me dick pics the other day, and he has a flidge! It's so long and skinny!"

by mickeymooose October 3, 2016

FEDGE

The go to guy. The way to get things done.

Gills should know. he be on some fedge shit!

by LARRY LEGEND November 9, 2006

Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010

Fully fledged fucking fucked

When some thing is really fucked up and you can’t believe/comprehend it

Did you hear what Bailey did to Charlie?
I know it’s fully fledged fucking fucked

by @beatrix??? October 2, 2019

fedger

the act of a wild badger attacking a 70+ year old crack whore whilst high on a combination of both LSD and ketamine

ahh mate you look like a right fedger

by that salmon December 23, 2013

fludge

The thick wodge of dog hair that accumulates under the door, and has to be poked out with a ruler or a piece of cardboard called a defludger

The door was jammed with a black and white fludge; tutting, Annabelle made a defludger from a piece of cereal packet, and pushed the fludge free, before dropping it into the bin.

by Susie Kelly January 1, 2007

Fedge

The verb meaning to remove ones tampon before replacing it with another. Fedging makes the noise 'huuick!'

Just going for a quick fedge.

by Ned2507 August 1, 2007