flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

flatterrassed

When your seemingly embarrassing actions actually result in a form of flattery.

As an emotion: After getting annihilated at the Atlantis casino in the Bahamas, pictures of my drunken face became Conway's profile pic ... needless to say I was flatterrassed.

As an action: While dancing like a maniac on the booze cruise, I tried to drop it like's its hot, instead lost my balance and totally flatterrassed on the boat deck.

by MayGu March 6, 2010

flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.

1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?

by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011

Flaustered

Pissed off
One step away from...
About to kill EVERYONE!

As Largo Everett said "The capital of agitated breaks through being flustered into a vine of pure menace hatred and violence. Bitch break yo dick; get flaustered!"

"I got so flaustered after they all caught me masturbating, I just pulled the pin"

"Everytime I get flaustered, I just choke 'em purple"

"I got him a little flaustered sooooo.... I'm gonna need stitches all up my asz"

by Vetical (H) February 15, 2012

flatterize

to be flatterized

I flatterized her so hard that she thought it was Valentine's Day!

by Stud Hilsy September 20, 2012

flatterbait

A subset of "clickbait," the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.

I feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me I was as sexy as (current celebrity sex symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.

by mpgchgo October 21, 2015

Flamsterd

Accidentally flipping a hamster against a wall just after it’s bitten you!

Flamsterd! That will teach you!!

by Flamsterd Boy! May 14, 2018