flateaser

A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.

That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!

by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016

flatasplat

when your wheenis get stuck in a car door the splats all ove making it flat "flatasplat"

james:oh crap
jeff:what happend
james:flatasplat

by kig john November 14, 2016

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

flatitude

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are

GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!

by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Flaviar

That friend you call when you need some dope booze and the one you invite for thanksgiving because they always bring the best bottles. It's the friend who mysteriously knows a whole lot about spirits—a walking cocktail recipe book.

Takes the BYOB rule seriously and always comes with some fancy and delicious stuff.

You’ve always got the best booze. You’re such a Flaviar!

Call Flaviar, he’ll know what the best drink for Xmas dinner is.

by wwwito November 25, 2021

self-flatisfaction

Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.

Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.

by frankthepossum April 28, 2015

flatland

Flatland BMX is an evolution of the freestyle BMX movement and (some influence from) break dancing, and has been refined into one of the hardest sports to master (hand-eye-body-coordination-wise) in all of action sports. Still keeping true to freestyle, this form of cycling involves many scuffing, spinning, rolling, and hopping tricks while balancing on only one wheel of the bike for a duration of time. Many tricks may be linked together to form links - and some may last for as long as 4 minutes at a time whithout the rider's foot or both tires touching the ground.

1. Yo that gansta ass G thurr just busted out a tight flatland move!
2. Whoa, did you see that spinning flatland move? That was curazee!
3. No, this is not a street bike - it is a flatland bike.

by Jas0n 0n a BIKE February 25, 2005