Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021

Settin flares

When the blunt is stationary because one person continues to smoke instead of passing.

They were smoking a blunt and one person continued to smoke instead of passing : “Dude you’re settin flares, pass the blunt”.

by $m0ke$creen11 March 13, 2021

flare dog

When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.

Oh man I gave that girl the best flare dog that I stained her teeth brown.

by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006

flare guns

When one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: "These are not for violence...they are just to send a message."

Some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states "check out these guns" or "welcome to the gun show"...these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. However, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said DBag "These are my flare guns. They are not for violence...they are just to send a message."

by abeio April 4, 2011

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

Rick Flare

Wrestler from the 80's but still wrestles today. Has bleach blonded hair, and jiggly tits. Frequently "Hollers". Like so: Whooooooooooooo!!!!! Whooooooooooo!!! And the pushes his hair back and struts around like a pimp.

Man Rick Flare is fighting for the title belt tonight. I can wait til he hollers.WHOOOOOO!!!

by Mac10 March 31, 2004

Flare jeans

the best jeans ever. flare jeans (also known as bell-bottoms) originated in the 70's, briefly came back in the 90's, and are currently out of style due to the popular "fashionable" mainstream skinny jeans. people that wear bell-bottoms tend to also stand out, be creative/artsy, have an optimistic outlook on life, and/or have old-fashioned, unique, groovy taste.

Teeny Bopper: "OMGGGG!!1!1!!!!! WhY dO yOu WeAr FlArE jEaNs?? SkInNy JeAnS aRe WaY mOrE hOtTeR!!!

Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.

by Key Lime :D July 19, 2010