Flatulencenator

A device to hook up to your butt that expells farts away from the sheets while two people are sleeping. As to not cause a Dutch Oven effect.

"Baby, I know you ate broccoli tonight, so you better hook up the Flatulencenator before we go to sleep. Pleeeeeaaaase."

by Joke Machine January 20, 2005

Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018

yoga flatulence

When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.

I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.

by #1 Cronin June 4, 2011

fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

by dru dru July 10, 2005

fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

by terryzz February 15, 2009

Flatulence

a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.

1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"

(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"

2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.

by tristebanana2 June 12, 2010

fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006