flandering is the act of which someones ass cheeks flander and stroodle around clapping together in an almost fluid like state. Flandering started as a tradition in native tribes in west africa which flandering is known to give many health benefits such as increased pleasure in sex in both genders, men and women having increased glute size and strength, in men it gives them the motivation to workout and increases testosterone levels unrivaled even by the testicals.In women flandering can increase boob sizes and estrogen levels making their skin smoother and entire body being more feminine as a whole. Flandering has only now been discovered by europeans as of early 2023 , however the western part of the world has absolutely no recognition of what flandering is.
by Mousertonz June 06, 2023
by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023
Religion that prohibits shaving of facial hair that pays respects to the Flander god accepting of all sexuality's and genders.
Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave
3. like good people
4. Love flander
Rules
1. Don't kill
2. Don't shave
3. like good people
4. Love flander
by Flanderism August 20, 2021
The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.
Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.
by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019
A sex act in which the male heats up a needle then carefully puts it inside the urethra without touching the walls, then pisses so that the heat of the needle and coolness of the urine mix inside the penis. The male then tasers his balls and ejaculates into another male’s nostrils
by Queef’s Throwaway March 06, 2023
He isn't gay.
by Cameron CoIe August 04, 2011