Flabbering

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.

I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.

by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010

flabberdinger

Male reproductive organ; penis.

The man was arrested for exposing his flabberdinger in public.

by John Scim1 February 23, 2008

flabbalingus

when you think you're eating snatch but its not!!!!

Dude, last night I flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn't been washed in months... so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!

by Duane and Denny May 16, 2008

Flabbability

Capable of finding an orifice beyond the girth of another.

She's a big girl who tests my flabbability.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018

Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

by JI DION October 24, 2022

Flabbergasted

When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.

I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.

by SumCat22 July 31, 2023