A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!
Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!
Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!
Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!
by Jonathan Alexander April 26, 2007
Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.
Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?
by Bobo1967 December 10, 2010
the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?
by kenny the kid March 31, 2008
When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
by Larroldo Rivera May 10, 2007
by Paul-Fitz January 05, 2022
When subjected to a living situation where a male is surrounded by many unattractive females, thereby lowering his standards over time. Usually occurs in a college dorm where one is forced to live with the same unattractive girls for the entire year.
Dude 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.
by WeezyF69 October 17, 2010
Darcy fitz is a person that is very skinny, hate-able, black, and eats fruit. He likes to play apex legends on Saturday's, and likes to go to the water park on Sunday's, he has a pretty full schedule.
by eetswa ma brudda 33 September 14, 2021