Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011
Get the Filthy Cosmonaut mug.A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.
Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?
-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.
-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.
-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.
-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.
-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.
by John O. B. October 23, 2008
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by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009
Get the filthy martini mug.Comes from the word "hick" and the store "Abercrombie and Fitch." It refers to upper middle class suburbia kids who claim to be redneck, country, or white trash, but own pricey and flashy pick up trucks, wear brand name clothes like Abercrombie and Fitch flannels or Timberland boots, and collect expensive hunting equipment with no knowledge on how to use it. Fitch hicks are popular in high schools in suburban towns where you have to drive at least 15 minutes to be anywhere near a country area or even decent hunting woods.
Person 1: "Hey, why is Frank saying he's white trash? Don't his parents make bank selling insurance?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, he's going through his Fitch hick phase. Just wait 'till he pulls into the parking lot in a brand new $45,000 truck. You know, to prove how country he is."
Person 1: "Yeah, his L.L. Bean camouflage jacket really goes well with his nicely styled faux hawk and his $400 class ring."
Person 2: "Oh, yeah, he's going through his Fitch hick phase. Just wait 'till he pulls into the parking lot in a brand new $45,000 truck. You know, to prove how country he is."
Person 1: "Yeah, his L.L. Bean camouflage jacket really goes well with his nicely styled faux hawk and his $400 class ring."
by Jaye Coleman December 29, 2011
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Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."
Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."
by Jayisfap July 12, 2009
Get the Leap Of Filth mug.A term used to describe what it is like to watch UFC fighter Jon Fitch fight. He is both incredibly successful and mind numbingly boring, due to his controlling wrestling and grinding down style of fighting.
An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.
Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.
An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.
Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.
Derek: "Hey bro, what the fuck are you doing? UFC is on, shit's pay per view ya know."
Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."
Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."
Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."
Derek: "Wicked bro."
Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."
Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."
Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."
Derek: "Wicked bro."
by timbuctoo88 March 11, 2011
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