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filipenis 

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.
Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...
filipenis by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010

filipino fist pump 

One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it
I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!

Filipino Cock Lid 

When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.
"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"

Filipino Steamer 

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."
Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?
Filipino Steamer by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019

filipino cuck 

A special brand of cuck, this breed is characterized as a half-man with no future prospects that believes he fits into the western ideals of masculinity. In reality, filipino cucks are generally unattractive and underendowed. They are frequently cucked by their "girlfriends" who falsely praise them in order to keep them around while seeing other men.
Person 1: Yo why is Justin always pretending he gets bitches when his girlfriend is out banging other dudes?
Person 2: Because he's a filipino cuck, man thinks he's hot shit.
filipino cuck by IFCJA October 12, 2017
(Pronounced: Fi-li-pin-eks, Fi-li-pinks)

Used as a gender neutral term for Filipino-Americans, not to be confused of the word "Filipino" which is a gender neutral name that refers to native Filipinos.
Fil-Am: Hello, I am half Filipinx are you a Filipinx too?
Filipino: No, I am a Filipino.
Filipinx by NativeFilipino November 18, 2020