The opposite of a dirty Sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones anal cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. A very common term amongst Americans in Sweden.
One lonely night Danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.anusfingerasslonelylip
by isaudit October 4, 2011
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by Archie Pulbrook November 21, 2021
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“Daniel Fernandez is my sweet boy, he loves cuddles and kisses.”
“Daniel Fernandez is a god at Fortnite, have you seen him crank 90’s?”
by faeb November 20, 2023
Get the Daniel Fernandezmug.