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fecently

A way to impart to others that someone, including yourself, has recently taken a crap in any given bathroom. This can be used as a friendly warning.
"The bathroom's down the hall, to your left. I'd be careful though, Joe was in there fecently. You may want to wait a few minutes."
by PizzlefoShizzle May 26, 2006
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fececious

Similar to "facetious" and used for something untrue meant to be funny or misleading, with a sense of teasing or being playful, but having the root word of "feces" (excrement, waste, good old #2) used when the intent is to tease in a really shitty, mean way.
"I'm sorry honey, I was being fececious when I said I wanted to go to bed with that other guy."
by timoshi August 27, 2012
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Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.
Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."
by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022
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feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something
i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
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Fecesexual

Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)
"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021
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Fortnite Feces festival

Commonly abbreviated as FFF, It is a rarely practiced ritual in which a person plays the popular shooter game Fortnite, and throws, rubs, or smears feces all over an area with 3 or more people.
Hey dude, wanna come and preform an FFF with my friends?
Whats an FFF?

A Fortnite Feces Festival!
by poutineman1 December 23, 2021
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get your feces coagulated

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.
by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018
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