when someone is lovesick but they don’t love the person, but are still really into them. if they are constantly thinking of the person they are in a ‘felch state’
have you seen the new girlbob is talking to, shes got him in such a felch state!
To storesemen sucked out of an anus in a recepticle for drinking at a later date
"darling I did not swallow or pass it to your mouth as i prefer it the next day, after it has begun to mature. The felch brewing process ands some real zing to your man milk"
Unproven famous felch brewers. Stanley Unwin, Danny Kaye and Felicity Kendal
A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.
Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.