Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.

Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010

meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.

Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.

by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008

Sex Faucet

"Once you're on you're on, otherwise you're off."

My wife is such a sex faucet, I can't get her to leave me alone!

by GreGaGaGa April 2, 2010

Faucet Jizz

Water

This faucet jizz is so tasty!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Leaky faucet

The act of carefully pissing into a woman's shithole, filling it up, then inserting a cork with a small hole, allowing it to drip for hours like a Leaky Faucet.

Man, you should have been there last night when I gave Cheryl a Leaky Faucet, she was dripping for hours.

by NoobPwner222 March 9, 2009

running faucet

When the man cums in a woman, and pulls out as fast as possible, creating a vortex that resembles a running faucet.

After the great sex, He turned me into a running faucet.

by Glazed donutt November 11, 2017

Faucet Negotiation

An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.

I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.

by O-town daddy November 9, 2013