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Fartory

1. A factory of farts.
2. Where you find yourself when among or around two or more people with excessive flatulence (though rare, it is possible to achieve a fartory by one's self).
After a catered lunch featured egg salad and bean dip, the office employees soon found themselves working in a fartory.
by Dug n' Dun May 1, 2008
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Fartosis of the Louvre

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.
I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.
by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012
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fartloaf

a peice of food which someone has farted on
bro, i fartloafed on obama's gay energy drink
by CordialChicken March 14, 2015
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Fartdon

noun: fartdon
the action of forgiving or being forgiven for a fart or gaseous offense.
Fartdon me, I ate chili for lunch.
by Bubble Wizard May 1, 2020
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the fartlocker

any room of the home in which a distinct odor builds up. in most cases this room is where a member of the household with a flatulance issue is sent for an unknown period of time or until they're able to take care of the issue.
"Yo Tom if you keep cutting the cheese over there man you'll be making a trip to the fartlocker."
by sphillips609 March 8, 2010
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Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014
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xx_fartlouver_xx

xx_fartlouver_xx is an account let on tiktok that traumatizes children and others around her
Those papers are xx_fartlouver_xx
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