faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.

Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic

by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016

Fantistic

Basing things on a fantasy..

Fantistic... Believing in fantasy as real life experiences. Basing your beliefs on fanasty.

Thinking I can have the same life as Cinderella..
I'm not optimistic or realistic. I'm fantistic. Believing my life can be a fairy tale.

by Unicorn Skittles September 7, 2019

Fatistuta

A rotund man in their mid 30s who plays 5 a side football.

A fatistuta “used to have it” but has “lost a yard”.

and carries weight that he did not in his glory days. In spite of this, he still showcases an admirable level of skill

Often seen with a purple fiorentina shirt, snug to the middle region and declaring “he’s still got it, lad has..." after scoring a tap in from 5 yards. This is known as a 'Fatigol'.

"He's a decent player, at least he used to be. He's become a bit of a Fatistuta these days..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

FARTIST

A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.

We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.

by Dr. Gunther Volt March 9, 2020

Faptism

The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor

Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?

by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023

Fapist

1. Fapist-A person who constantly acts inappropriately, overly sexually advances, or has the tendency to act like a pedophile or rapist over facebook.

Example: He was getting crazy last night on chat...he almost got me thinking he was a Fapist!

by The Brohas July 8, 2011

fatista

A overweight woman whos wordrobe consists of clothing typically worn by women of a slimer build. Typically mexican.

I usually see a lot of fatistas at state fairs.

by Demati June 25, 2009