Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

Fabrication for the Nation

When the government creates an elaborate hoax or lie to cover something up or make something a scape goat.

- Was 9/11 extremists?
-Nah man, that's just fabrication for the nation, it were the government

by diddydino February 22, 2011

Fancation

Fancation: A celeb taking a vacation away from fans.

A celeb tells a friend or a relative they're going on a fancation. They ask, fancation? Celeb says yes, a vacation far away on a very secluded island away from fans. I really need a fancation.

by brooklynne84 August 26, 2018

Flirtation

A convoluted status game played by women who want to select a mate who is as predatory as possible.

By the end of the 21st century, the dominance of technical fields limited most economic opportunities to autism-spectrum personality types. This would force women to become more direct with romantic communication and largely dispense with the process of flirtation, as they found that all men with the ability to hold down a job had no ability to pick up on their subtle hints that they might want to be asked to dinner.

by clasticknack April 18, 2021

Firecation

When your job fires you and is then forced to take you back. The time off you get between being fired and rehired by the same employer.

I had six months of firecation when I refused to get the COVID vaccine.

by Dancerooster July 16, 2023

Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021

percussasyllabi fication.

Scat singing, but with words that have meaning.

I.e. Sammy Rae.

Sammy Rae music is so bussin. It’s almost percussasyllabi fication.

by No longer hairy ass April 22, 2023