facissist

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013

Failsman

Failed Salesman

William is a Failsman because he can't sell shit

by thalbany February 13, 2015

Facilitated Fucking

When one helps you fuck yourself by any means.

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

nate's butt chi facility

were nate paquette makes his ronchi ass butt chi with his step mom hedi and fucks her.
he also shoves his dick through his pugs tail and enjoy's it alot.
he also fucks roman every day and night

nate's butt chi facility is filled with roman and lice and bed bugs also hedi

by roman eat butt chi January 16, 2019

failsuck

A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.

John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.

by vaeren April 25, 2009

When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

by QuacksO February 13, 2017

Failsauce

Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.

Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."

by PolecatQC August 18, 2009