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Elon Derangement Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by disparaging anything Elon Musk does. Sufferers experience rapid onset of EDS (Elon Derangement Syndrome) when they learn Elon Musk does not have a radical left-wing intersectional queer critical race theory based world view.
He hates SpaceX ever since Elon Musk began defending free-speech, he has rapid-onset Elon Derangement Syndrome
by Richard D Cranium May 18, 2023
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elon mosque

Elon Mosque (PBUH) is a devout warrior for Islam engaged in a holy Jihad against the SEC. Absolute unit & sigma male, as well as based follower of Allah (SWT).
Yo bro you hear Elon Mosque killed 15 infidels today?

Alhamdullah brother, God willing he will destroy the illegitimate state of Israel tomorrow.
by Elon Mosque September 12, 2021
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Elon

A fast-growing University in the Triangle region of North Carolina ranked among the top colleges in the Southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. Impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized Communications, Business, and Fine Arts programs. Colors are Maroon and Gold, and mascot is the Phoenix.
"So how's college?"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
by James Gorsuch March 3, 2008
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eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid
oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses
by JK October 1, 2004
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eloni

She is a very outgoing girl who has been hurt .she is beyond beautiful she so nice is very loyal but people dislike her . She has a amazing body very pretty but never like talk to people she doesn’t know .
Hey did you seeeeeeee Eloni today she was looking fine ?
Yeah I saw her but she wouldn’t talk to me .
by I don’t love life May 26, 2018
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Eyron

Eyron is intelligent, very handsome, sexy, funny and most of all is very good at basketball.
If you meet a Eyron you will most likely come across that he stole your girl/boy, then will proceed to dunk over people.
Think of them as Kobe basically. He makes alot of jokes, hit or miss, and likes to live himself causing controversy at school.
Chances of you liking Eyron is a hit or miss, he is over the standards when it comes to looks and personality but his thirst for basketball drives people to the point of explosion.
A boy: Why did you steal my girl?
Eyron: The girl came to me, not you.
by dhf hrvf njmvd January 17, 2019
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elongated, fat penis

A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.
Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.

Tanya: Gross!

Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?

Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!

Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!

Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...

Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??

Tanya: I didn't mean---

Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again?

Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh?

Ben: He didn't even like sausages.

Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!

Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.

Tanya: He wasn't---

Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog!

Tanya: WHAT??

Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!

Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you!

Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was!

Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve.

Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra.

Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey.

Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together!

Tanya: Yeah baby!

*couple walks off hand in hand*
by Boontonto December 28, 2005
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