Exploding Dinosaurs

Exploding Dinosaurs (x-plod'-ing di'-no-sorz)
1. Exploding fossil fuels in an internal combustion engine
2. Exploding myths that racing fast requires gasoline

Dinosaurs died, decayed, and became fossil fuel that gets refined into gasoline. The explosions that drive an engine are "exploding dinosaurs."

I'm tired of "exploding dinosaurs!" I'm going to get rid of this gas burning car and replace it with an electric car!

by Exploding Dinosaurs September 10, 2009

Exploding penis

A rare condition where the penis tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. Usually caused by having sex constantly over a very long time. Said to have happened to Chuck Negron of three dog night.

An exploding penis is rare.

by Deep blue 2012 February 9, 2010

explode into the toilet

To violently crap into the toilet.

After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.

by xBrokenglass June 18, 2008

exploding cabbage

when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.

last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.

by captain shame June 27, 2011

running exploders

The act of making a b-line for the shitter before having a massive load of beef stew fill your panties.

1-After eating at Taco Bell, Scott had a bad case of the running exploders.

2-Holy shit! I think I just blew the back of the toilet out with my running exploders.

by Demongurl August 13, 2007

The Exploding Hearts

An awesome Punk Rock/Power Pop act that met with a tragic end. Formed in Portland in 2001 by Adam Cox, Matt Fitzgerald, Terry Six, and Jeremy Cage. They released their debut album "Guitar Romantic" in April 2003 but sadly Cox, Fitzgerald, and Cage were killed in a car wreck three months later.

Long live The Exploding Hearts.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 22, 2012

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017