exploiter

A person who exploits an unfair advantage, typically in an online game.

See Fender

Fender is a dervish exploiter.

by IAMSODOT March 17, 2004

Explosive Diarrhea

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.

"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."

by Bofish December 22, 2008

Exploding penis

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.

Watch out, exploding penis to your left!

by TheSophera December 6, 2010

Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.

Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.

by Mista C November 8, 2021

ear exploder 9000

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

by That_Random_Snake November 13, 2017

Exploitainment

The industry of televising and making money from regular, sometimes mentally and emotionally deficient, everyday people. Laughing at them mercilessly and ridiculing everything about them whilst being broadcast around the world.

American Idol tryouts, America's Got Talent, most MTV shows, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Tool Academy, Jersey Shore, etc etc

"the tryout show for american idol makes me sick. It's nothing but exploitainment!"

"I am so sick of reality shows. There are no good scripted shows anymore. Everything is exploitainment."

by Habercrasper December 22, 2009

Exploring the Canyon

The act of placing your penis between a woman’s ass cheeks and thrusting until climax

Jay: “Damn man, this girl was on her period, so I had to settle by exploring the canyon.”

Paul: Alright.

by Jimmyyboiii August 1, 2018