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quality and excellence

The two words used by the administration of any given American public school to describe its success. Often overused to the point where the words "Quality" and "Excellence" lose any and all meaning. Even if the school has had actual success in the past, the staff will always fall back on "Quality and Excellence" to describe the school as a whole, failing to use any other adjective. This is often seen in underfunded public schools in the Midwest, such as Williamston High School.

See also: "Robust", "Challenging", and "Long-standing".
"As the principal, I will insure a quality and excellence education for the students."

"Our dedication to educational excellence has never been more resolute."

"We are an incredible building with a strong, rich tradition of excellence... and uh... we have a very strong teaching staff."
by Average Idiot February 8, 2021
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An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
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Expelling the demon

A situation where the toilet fails to flush the feces away properly, and the person is forced to flush it again multiple times using other means, such as water spray or plunger. The feces can be refered to other people's feces or one's own excrement.
"Damn, the toilet wont flush my poop properly. Well its time to expelling the demon!"
by Dadeedu November 5, 2021
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Excelsior High School

Excelsior High has decent boys and girls and they're compound is rather decent, but excelsior boys are WIKID and so are the females, you'll get bun from this school
Girl at half way tree: Omg is that a boy from excelsior high school? i hear they give you the whole bakery with a bag juice!
by Zeroovos January 2, 2023
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Excel Spreadsheet

(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.
I totally helped your mom make an Excel Spreadsheet yesterday.
by forestman27 September 19, 2011
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excellent

Wow! That Annie's Mac 'n Cheese with parmesan, blue cheese, salsa, Newman's Own and raisins was really excellent!!!
by Bahrainz November 18, 2002
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Excelsior

In Star Trek, the Transwarp Testbed cruiser commanded by Captain Sulu. Although the Transwarp project itself was a Failure, The Excelsior became one of the most widely used ships in starfleet.
The USS Excelsior was Capt. Hikaru Sulu's first command.
by Romulus December 27, 2004
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