Eton

The King's College of Our Lady of Eton beside Windsor, commonly known as Eton College or just Eton, is a prestigious and internationally known independent school for boys, which is often described as the most famous school in the world. It is located in Eton, Berkshire, near Windsor in England, situated about a mile north of Windsor Castle. The school's Headmaster, Tony Little, MA, is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and the school is a member of the Eton Group of independent schools in the United Kingdom. It has a very long list of well known alumni, including 19 former British Prime Ministers.

Royal Guy: "I go to Eton."
Normal Dude: "Sue me!"

by psiscott2000 May 11, 2006

Etobicoke School of the Arts

Etobicoke School of the Arts is a high school which specializes in the arts. To become a student of this fine establishment, one must audition into one of the six art majors (visual art, drama, dance, music theatre, instrumental, and film) and if you are a hater, that means you are jealous because you can't get in.

person#1: What high school are you going to?

person#2: I'm planning on auditioning to go to Etobicoke School of the Arts for visual arts. I heard that it is very high caliber and only those who possess real talent in the arts get accepted.

person#1: Cool! That school sounds super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!

by ESA art student December 28, 2010

Etos

Estimated Time Of Sleep

1: Hey man, what homework do you have to do tonight?
2: FUCKFUCKFUCK I HAVE TO DO MY ENGLISH PAPER!!
1: Etos?
2: 5 am, fuck my life.

by Oliver Li April 3, 2008

etonhurst

a rare collection of the worlds most valued men. in no way connectet to the likes of king weston.

wow dude, that guy so good he could be from etonhurst.

by chindit crew January 14, 2008

E-to

Anywhere east of I-35 in Austin, TX, in the five and a half (512 area code). In other words, east Austin, which, of course, is markedly less civilized and affluent than the western half. A good place to get jacked up - as well as str8 up got. Don't drive into this area in a phat ride with heavily tinted glass and gold rims, or some cholo might take a guage to your driver's side window - even at a stop-light.

"Biiiiiiiitch, we're ballin' thru E-to in this bitch-ass Impala we jacked, and nobody gives a shit! Whatuuuuuuuup?!?!"

by Shaf September 15, 2004

etownravepage

A joke of a forum.

Contains a lot of flaming faggots, who have no lives and talk copius amounts of bullshit to eachother in an attempt to prove that their e-penis is larger.

It's a big clique at parties; Where the forum regulars meet, drink, and take pictures of eachother in stupid poses while laughing at their own inside jokes.

LOLOLOLOL you so got /pwned!

by King Ronald April 7, 2005

Eton

The act of being devoured.

My mate Bob was eton by crocodiles!

by The Comedian Reloaded November 28, 2004